Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Reveal Unusual Wedding Vows

When Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller tied the knot last Friday, it was a celebratory affair full of friends, family and some rather unusual wedding vows.

According to a new article in OK!, Sheen promised to “organize less and listen more,” “quit breaking a hug too soon” and “mute the ball game when Brooke says, ‘This is a matter of life and death.’”

As for his new bride, Mueller reportedly told Charlie she would “cook more meals outside of the microwave,” “keep the pile of debris on my side of the bed below the two foot mark” and “clean my closet at least once per decade.”

Both Sheen and Mueller concluded their vows with “this and that, such and such. Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah.”

The unusual vows made their sunset wedding, “more personal, more fun, lighter,” Sheen told OK!. “The traditional vows are so outdated that these days, the only difference between a wedding and a funeral is the casket.”

Sheen said for him, they weren’t all completely honest, as he is actually a good listener. He wrote the listening vow because it “had a good written ring to it.”

As for Brooke, she said her vows were very truthful, especially the one about cooking.

“I don’t know how to cook many things,” she said. “It’s not one of my attributes. But I promise him I’m going to start learning. I’m going to go learn how to cook through cooking classes and friends and I’m going to start.”