ROLL CALL: The Hoff & Daughter Hit Up Lingerie Launch Party

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

The Hoff & Daughter Make Up: David Hasselhoff and daughter Hayley – who is only 17 – appear to have gotten past that whole drunk/ear infection business. The father-daughter duo hit up the launch of a new underwear line at erotic boutique Coco de Mer in West Hollwyood, TMZ reported. Yep, nothing beyond creepy about that!

‘Melrose’ Undies Unleashed: Speaking of underwear, “Melrose Place’s” Shaun Sipos – who plays Michael Mancini’s offspring, David, on the CW reboot – told E! Online’s Marc Malkin that fans are in store for a lot more skin. “We do get naked,” Shaun said. “They’ve started to stick me in my underwear and have me running around a little bit.” Good to see the show is play to its strengths – ‘cuz let’s face it, folks aren’t watching for the acting.

A ‘Meow’ From ‘The Hills’: And speaking of scripted material, People has a healthy serving of trashy drama in a clip from the first new episode of the “The Hills” without Lauren Conrad…do we still care? Of course we do! Especially when it involves choice bits of totally-not-written-by-a-team-of-writers dialogue like, “You need to respect Audrina!” “Whoa! She can talk for herself Stephanie, pipe down!” and “f****** piranhas!” Why the TV Academy doesn’t recognize this show during The Emmys is beyond us!

‘Tardy For The Party’ Video Drops: Well, it’s not an MTV debut or even FUSE, but “Real Housewives of Atlanta’s” Kim Zolciak has finally dropped a video for her future gay club anthem, “Tardy For The Party,” on Bravo’s Web site. We’re hesitant to call it an actual video, when it’s really just a complication of clips of some of the trashiest and best “Real Housewives” moments…so basically, it’s 3 minutes of pure bliss. Check it out, HERE!