ROLL CALL: Madonna Not ‘Enchanted’ By Disney Tale & ‘The Hills’ Extended Trailer Drops With Extra Drama

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans

Madonna Not ‘Enchanted’ By Disney: It seems Madonna made the best of her time in the Los Angeles jury pool. Madge was heard “laughing with jurors and said she hated the movie ‘Enchanted,'” a source reveals to Page Six. Another source said, when jurors names were called, Madge “got up to stand in the unemployed line and joked, ‘I’m gonna tell them I’m an unemployed mom.'” Someone appears to prefer her own fairytale life.

Sarah Jessica Parker Back To Broadway?: SJP appears bound to continue her love affair with NYC, with a possible return to Broadway in “Boeing Boeing,” a play about flight attendants, Page Six reports. The “Sex and The City” star was first seen on Broadway as little orphan “Annie” almost 30 years ago. It’s nice to see her “Hard Knock Life” was short lived.

Oscar Makes Nice With Whoopi: After Oscar producer Gil Cates told People, “No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out. I’m going to call her and tell her that,” in regards to Whoopi’s montage snub at the Oscars, the producer kept his word. “Gil Cates called me yesterday. He made an oversight, pure and simple,” Whoppi said Wednesday on “The View.” Cates told Whoopi, “You know I love you . It was a mistake, and I’m sorry I didn’t catch it,” during the call. No word if Cates apologized for those other excruciating long and awkward montages the rest of us had to endure.

The “Hills” Are Back With The Sound Of Drama!: Our favorite semi-scripted reality show is returning — are your claws sharpened? Check out an extended peak at all the spoiled rich kid fun here! Will Lauren befriend Stephanie? Can LC and Heidi ever kiss and make up? Will there be more Justin “Burping” Bobby? And how will Whitney cope with a Teen Vogue void life? But don’t get us started on Spencer!

Tyra & Ashton’s Reality Show: “America’s Next Top Model” maven is teaming up with the bad boy creator of “Punk’d” to create a new reality show, Variety reports. The exact details on reality show are being kept under wraps, but it will reportedly “revolve around beautiful people living in a house together.” Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher pioneers in original reality program indeed!