ROLL CALL: Posh Goes Bare

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Posh Goes Bare, Sparks Photo-Collector Rush: For the first time in as long as the Beckham-trailing British media can remember, Posh was spotted without her make-up. According to a report in the U.K.‘s Daily Mail, Vicky B. skipped putting on her usual face paint while heading to the gym over the weekend. While we think she looks “Major” with or without moisturizer, eyeliner, eyeshadow, etc., apparently in Britain, the picture has become a collector’s item. Check it out HERE.

Miley Cyrus… Alleged Boyfriend Stealer?: Miley Cyrus is a lot of things; a chart-topping pop star, a ketchup lover, a big screen actress and now, according to a report out of Australia, a boyfriend thief (allegedly). Aussie teen Laura Griffin, reportedly told Woman’s Day, a celebrity gossip magazine down under, that she lost her “boyfriend and my best friend,” to Billy Ray’s little lady. While Miley herself has shot down rumors she is dating her “The Last Song” co-star Liam Hemsworth, Laura claims, “There’s no other reason why we would have broken up.” Your boyfriend scores a big Hollywood movie, gets courted all around town and Miley’s the only possible reason you could have split? Two words for you Laura: reality-check.

‘Housewives’ Upgrade?: In recent weeks, “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” have made headlines for hair-pulling, possible engagements and stripper pasts, but a new report in the NY Post has left us wondering if their Southern drama is putting pressure on the other spotlight-and-cocktail-loving casts of the franchise. The paper claims producers are already thinking about changing up “The Real Housewives of New York City” (which has started filming it’s next season) if the usual cast can’t bring it. “If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced,” a source said. In related news, Bethenny Frankel seems to be doing her part to heat things up. She Tweeted from Orlando on Tuesday that she was meeting “bigwigs who buy booze” at a “retail beverage council luncheon,” with a big old “welt on face.sexy.”

Kristen Stewart Gets A Weave: Tyra Banks may have stolen all the weave-related headlines in recent weeks as she counts down the days until she reveals her “real hair” on the premiere of “The Tyra Banks Show” later this month, but “Twilight” franchise star Kristin Stewart is about to cut in. Thanks to the mullet Kristen sported on the set of “The Runaways,” in which she played Joan Jett, Kristen’s Bella-beautiful locks are no more. Instead, she appears to have some transplanted hair for the Vancouver set of “Eclipse,” which PopEater possibly has found the follicle source of – Taylor Lautner’s “New Moon” mane. Click HERE to see if they’re right.