ROLL CALL: Chris Brown’s Awkward Photo Op

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Chris Brown’s Awkward Photo Op: Chris Brown – we’re not in the business of telling people how to run their lives (OK, well maybe a little) – but what were you thinking posing with a bruised and bloody Jean Paul Gaultier on Thursday in Paris? This cannot be a good idea – for anyone!

Miley, Joaquin & Liv – Oh My!: In what may be the strangest trio in ages, Miley Cyrus, Joaquin Phoenix (seen all cleaned up finally!) and Liv Tyler are all appearing in a PSA for TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms), which helps people struggling with depression, addiction and suicide. Check out the video to find out how you too can help – and also see Miley try and explain (in song) who Lady Gaga is to a very confused Joaquin.

Snooki Helps Haiti: In more charity news, “Jersey Shore” star Nicole ‘‘Snooki’’ Polizzi is helping Haiti – by signing autographs at a used car lot in Easton, PA. According to the local newspaper’s Web site, The Princess of Poughkeepsie will be busy with her pen from 2 – 4 PM on Saturday. The dealership says it will donate $100 for every car sold on Saturday to Haiti. No exactly $1 million like Brangelina, Clooney and DiCaprio are reportedly donating – but every dollar counts!

Is Brit Getting Political?: Dear Britney, just in case – we’d like to make sure you know that your t-shirt has an illustration of President Nixon on it – and not something else. XOXO – Roll Call!