ROLL CALL: How Does Snooki Bank As Much As A ‘Glee’ Star?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

The TV Mogul Of Poughkeepsie!: “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki might not have an Emmy nomination like “Glee’s” Matthew Morrison, but she’s reportedly pulling in just as much cash per episode, according to TV Guide. Snooki and Matt are both reportedly making $30,000 per episode. Other notable high earners on the list include Hugh Laurie, who reportedly gets at least $400,000 for each episode of “House” and Charlie Sheen, who reportedly makes a staggering $1.25 million for each episode of “Two and a Half Men.” Hey Matt, if you tired of singing and dancing for each paycheck, you might want to think about hitting the tanning booth – and then hitting on Snooki in the hot tub.

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Dress Like Sue Sylvester!?: Wanna dress like a Gleek? A new “Glee”-inspired line of clothing debuts in Macy’s this weekend and will include t-shirts, fashion tops and hoodies. No word when – or if – a Sue Sylvester-esque track suit will be available for purchase. If “Glee” gear is not enough – fans can also get the FOX musical comedy in comic book form. Bluewater Productions will release a 32-page comic book, “Fame: The Cast of Glee,” which will look at the lives of the actors and creative talent behind the series. The comic book hits the stands in November.

A “Real Houswives” Snub!: The drama continues even when the cameras are not rolling. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” pseudo ‘star,’ Kim G., showed up at Danielle Staub’s strip club birthday party earlier this week – and was denied entrance to the event, E! Online reported. Maybe if Kim G. hadn’t had called Danielle Staub “square t*ts” in a recent episode of the Bravo series, she might have been allowed in.

“Jersey Shore’s” Pauly D Lends A Pec: It’s good to see that “Jersey Shore’s” Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio is doing his part to help find a use for the spilled Gulf oil. Better that it end up on a self-described guido than a turtle! See oily Pauly, HERE!