Moby Learns Locking His Doors ‘Might Be A Good Thing’ After Finding An Admitted Acid User In His Living Room

Welcome to the party, Moby!

The electronic music guru learned the hard way that locking the doors to his home “might be a good thing” after waking to find an allegedly high-on-drugs fan inside his home.

“I wake up at 7 AM. I walk in to my living room. I freeze,” Moby wrote in a blog posted on Monday titled, “This morning I woke up and there was a complete stranger sitting in my living room. Robbie.” “There’s someone standing next to my couch.”

Moby chronicled the ensuing conversation between himself and the stranger — the intruder refused to leave before admitting he “might still be on acid.”

“I gave him a sweatshirt (it’s chilly up in the hills) and some money for breakfast and sent him on his way,” the “Porcelain” singer wrote. “Apparently he had taken a lot of acid the night before, had seen my house from the street, and decided to pay an acid inspired visit.

“I guess he and I are both lucky — he’s lucky that I didn’t have guns and that I didn’t call the police and that I gave him some breakfast money,” Moby continued. “I’m lucky that he wasn’t a violent crazy person and that he didn’t stab me in my sleep. I’ve also decided that locking my doors might be a good thing.”

Though startled, the peace-loving activist still showed concern for the wayward man, adding, “I hope Robbie’s OK, he seemed a bit lost. Although I guess doing a ton of acid and wandering around Griffith Park in the middle of the night might be disorienting.”