EL James Takes 50 Shades Of Heat On Twitter

Twitter had a bit of fun Monday at the expense of EL James.

The hashtag “AskELJames” trended nationwide as the “Fifty Shades of Grey” writer took questions, including some not-ready-for-prime-time doozies, but surely she’s immune at this point to hurt feelings.

Among the printable, cheeky queries:

#AskELJames here’s a concept for you: mega rich author abuses English language. It falls for her. You can steal my idea too

— Jeff Lassiter (@JeffLassiter) June 29, 2015

It’s pretty telling that some of the most upset people on #AskELJames are female authors and abuse victims. Way to go EL.

— Lucas Neff (@RealLucasNeff) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames I need advice on making a BIG romantic gesture. Should I put a GPS tracker in her phone and make threats if she tries to leave?

— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames What’s the minimum distance you have to stay away from Stephenie Meyer at all times?

— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames after the success of “Grey,” have you considered re-telling the story from the perspective of someone who can write

— Andrew Vestal (@avestal) June 29, 2015

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For those under rocks, James authored three books in an erotic trilogy involving BDSM sex between a handsome, emotionally damaged billionaire and a young woman whom he introduces to his rough-sex lifestyle. She recently put out a fourth book that tells the story of the first book all over again from Christian Grey’s point of view rather than that of Anastasia Steele.

Oh, and there was a movie. Oh, and at least two more movies are planned.

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James let loose among questions she did answer that she has written another book and is halfway through yet another, adding:

“Both romances. Not sure when I will finish them. (smiley face).”