ROLL CALL: ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Star Vs. The Sea Urchins

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Eli Roth & The Sea: “Inglourious Basterds” star Eli Roth had a close call recently while kayaking in Mexico, TMZ reported. While out at sea, Eli was reportedly pulled under the water by a sinkhole. While attempting to free himself from the thrashing waters, the actor/director stepped on an army of sea urchins and ended up with a slew of spikes in his foot and was stung over 200 times. Luckily, a local fisherman was nearby to help the injured star get to safety and a hospital. And in case this story wasn’t gross enough, TMZ has shot of the actor’s swollen foot, HERE!

Octo-Crazy-Sexy-Cool?: Is Octomom Nadya Suleman suddenly considered sexy? According to TMZ, the reality mom nightmare might have crossed over from seemingly just crazy to possibly…sexy? Video footage of the mother of 14 was spotted at a LA area gym this week working up a sweat prompted the Web site’s absurd decree – but we can’t help but completely disagree with TMZ’s sexy assertion for Nadya – but check it out HERE and decide for yourself!

Rihanna Flips For New Man: The couple that plays with dolphins together, hopefully stays together! We can’t help but love Rihanna with Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp. See the new couple being cutesy with dolphins, HERE!

’Real Housewives’ Star Shocked & Awed – Permanently!?!?: Whoa there “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub! What’s with the stare of death you have going? Oh, our bad…we apologize, that look is on purpose isn’t it?