ROLL CALL: Amanda Bynes Declares: ‘I’m 26, A Multi-Millionaire, Retired’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Meet 20-Something Rich Former Actress Amanda Bynes: As if Amanda Bynes’ recent string of traffic snafus wasn’t enough to remind us all of who she is…the former actress (her words, not ours) is speaking out, slamming a tabloid and reminding us all about who she is. In Touch recently dubbed Amanda “troubled” and claimed she was parading around a New York City tanning salon naked, to which the former actress took issue with. “I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story,” she told Us Weekly. And the gems kept coming from Amanda. “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy,” she added.

Married & Still Bisexual: Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell got married, but that doesn’t mean that the actress hasn’t stopped fancying the ladies. “question, honestly not trying to be an a**. Just trying to understand. Does this mean u r not bi anymore? how is that work?” a fan asked her on Twitter this week. ““No,” she replied. “It just means i am not single anymore.”

Potter Meets Draper In A Bathtub: Why are Daniel Radcliffe and Jon Hamm bathing together? Find out HERE!

Miley Does… Dubstep?: Miley Cyrus is featured in Bolgare’s new song, “Decisions,” where she gets in touch with her dubstep side. Watch the video – if you dare – HERE!

Jesse Spero