ROLL CALL: Jon Gosselin Gets Funny – But Won’t Die

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Jon Gosselin Makes A Funny: When you can’t beat them – join them! After being the butt of so many jokes – often, right here in Roll Call, Jon Gosselin is attempting to beat everyone to the punch with a new video on FunnyOrDie.com. Set to the tune of Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time,” Jon gives his fans a magical look at a fantasy world where he gives up fame, alcohol, his diamond stud earrings – and most importantly his Ed Hardy wardrobe. See it HERE! (PS – we’re guessing none of this will actually come true)

Lady Gaga Does Her Best “The Fifth Element”: Everyone (and by “everyone,” we clearly mean the gays) is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s new video for “Bad Romance.” Gaga has outdone herself yet again – cramming a billion and one odd visuals in the video including dancers emerging from futuristic sleeping pods, chandeliers on her face, a polar bear pelt – and even lying in a bed with a corpse. Though the video is one of the most original we’ve seen in awhile, we couldn’t help but think back to 1997’s “The Fifth Element.” Gaga is sporting multiple outfits that look a wee bit similar to the ones worn by Milla Jovovich. But, you be the judge! Watch the “Bad Romance” video HERE!

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Get Gaga’s Headphones!: And just in case you want more Gaga all up in your ears, the singer is releasing her own line of headphones – conveniently featured in her “Bad Romance” video. “In the deepest hour of the night, I confess to myself three things; I would die if I was forbidden to write, forbidden to love, or forbidden to fashion,” Gaga said of her Heartbeats by Lady Gaga headphones in a release. “Heartbeats embody the trinity of my human being, with one additional vow: that sound matters.” Wow, we love a good jewel encrusted headphone too Gaga, but could we tone down the theatrics – they’re just headphones.

TomKat… The Fashionistas!: Just another day in the life of TomKat looking fabulous! We’re not sure which is worse – Katie’s coat or Tom’s ridiculous cuffs! We’re dispatching Rachel Zoe now! XOXO- Roll Call!