ROLL CALL: Jake Gyllenhaal On His Body: ‘This Is The Real ‘Sex And The City’’

Jake Gets “Carried” Away With His Body: Jake Gyllenhaal will face off against the “Sex and The City” ladies next weekend at the box office, but according to the “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” star, he’s bigger than Mr. Big! According to People, Jake surprised an audience getting a sneak peek at his new action adventure movie this week in Century City, Calif., and he joked with the crowd about his upcoming showdown with Carrie Bradshaw. “This,” Jake reportedly said referring to his body, “is the real ‘Sex and The City!’” See Access’s London pub crawl with Jake, HERE!

LiLo Passport Priorities: Lindsay Lohan says her passport was stolen, so she couldn’t make it to her court appearance on Thursday. We’d assume there would be tons of photos of her waiting in line at the U.S. Embassy – but it appears, the 23-year-old starlet had more important things to do in Cannes… like hanging out with friends with their pants pulled down. See what Lindsay – according to TMZ – has been doing over the past few nights in Cannes, HERE!

Is LiLo The Next Robert Downey Jr.?: It might seem all doom, gloom and court-ordered ankle bracelets for Lindsay – but according to E! Online, our favorite Cannes party girl might be on her way to a second stardom – ala Robert Downey Jr! Read E!‘s take on why a possible arrest might be Lindsay’s path to career resurrection, HERE! But, does this mean she’s destined to play Wonder Woman?

“Housewives’” Kelly Loses It: We love a good reality starlet meltdown – but what if it’s possibly an actual mental health crisis being played out in front of the cameras? On last night’s “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Kelly Bensimon lost it big time! Some blogs are saying she might have been playing it up for the cameras, while her co-stars repeatedly called her “crazy.” Decide for yourself – see the possible meltdown HERE and HERE! Nothing says crazier to us than references to vampires and Al Sharpton while eating jelly beans!