ROLL CALL: First Images Of Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Released

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Kendra Exposed!: Kendra Wilkinson – welcome to the ranks of Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Eric Dane and Paris Hilton. The reality star/former Playboy Playmate’s much-hyped sex tape looks like it might be released, despite Kendra’s claims that she’s trying to stop it from hitting the shelves. See some images of the reality star wearing nothing but a smile, HERE!

Tila Spreads Her Wings: Just when you thought Tila Tequila couldn’t embarrass her parents more, the train wreck of a reality star showed up last night at the Congo Room in LA at the release party for her new album, “Welcome To The Darkside” (she sings?) wearing only two belts as a top and had one arm covered, in what appeared to be, a bunch of dead crows. See Tila keeping it classy, HERE!

The Countess’ High Note: Speaking of class… (and the ability to induce migraines with your voice) “Real Housewives of New York City” star LuAnn de Lesseps thinks she’s going to be a pop star… but we think her new song, “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” which she debuts tonight on Bravo, maybe should be re-titled, “Money Can’t Buy A Producer Who Will Lie To Your Face.” Take a listen to LuAnn attempting to hit that high note, HERE, and try to not laugh when the producer says, “The Countess has a great voice, she reminds me of Madonna or Fergie.”

Big Screen Biebs!: We’re sure it won’t be long before Justin Bieber attempts to make it big in the movies, and now, CeleBuzz.com has made, “15 Bieber Movies We’d Like To See,” to fill that need preliminarily. We particularly enjoyed the posters for “Divine Secrets of The Ya-Ya Bieberhood” and “Biebin’ 2 Electric Biebaloo.” See all the Beib-centric movie ideas, HERE!