ROLL CALL: ‘Jersey Shore’ Returns In Cat Fighting Form!; Scores Record Ratings

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Sure Glad “Shore’s” Back!: Tanner, leaner and meaner – the world of trashy reality TV got a whole lot better last night with the return of “Jersey Shore.” We love the addition of new cast member, Deena, who was not afraid to throw down with Sammi and Ronnie. Did we also mention that Sammi and JWOWW brawl at the very end of the episode like two cage fighters!? Could reality TV sink any lower (or get better!)? If you missed any of the action, check out the entire episode, HERE! But, judging from the roid-raging ratings that MTV scored with the show’s return – over 8.45 million viewers – we’re guessing most people saw it. Last night’s episode has the honor of being the network’s most-watched series telecast ever. Snooki most be glowing a little bit more than normal today!

RiRi Wants To “Linger”: Looking to have Rihanna stay with you all day? Her new perfume, Reb’l Fleur, will help! The pop sensation announced details on her new scent, which is named after a nickname her grandmother gave her. “Over the years, I layered many different scents to get something that was truly my own,” the singer told People. “But I wanted… something that said, ‘Rihanna was here.’ Something delicious and special, a fragrance with subtle hints that linger and leave a sexy memory.” With a perfume as promising as this one sounds, how could we ever ask, “Oh na na, what’s my name?” again!

Baby Bumps Alert!: Jennifer Connelly hit the red carpet last night and brought her little future bundle of joy with her! The actress, who is pregnant with her third child with husband Paul Bettany, glowed in a Lanvin dress at the premiere of “Dilemma” in Chicago. Check out Jennifer and more Hollywood baby bumps, HERE!

Twi-Stamped!: Thank you to Britain’s Daily Mail for discovering Cathy Ward, who has to be world’s biggest “Twilight” fan – as evident by her massive back tattoo featuring Edward, Bella and Jacob adorning her 49-year-old body! We can think of no better way to end the week than with this example of fandom gone oh-so-wrong!