ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Offered $1M To Appear On ‘Celeb Rehab’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo Offered Bank For “Rehab”: Lindsay Lohan is reportedly having some financial woes, but she’s not solving them by entering Dr. Drew’s “Celeb Rehab.” According to TMZ, the actress was offered $1 million to appear on “Celeb Rehab,” “Sober House” and a possible third spin-off. But LiLo reportedly passed because she reportedly doesn’t think she has an addiction problem and she also doesn’t want to be associated with Dr. Drew – who has been very vocal about the starlet’s recent behavior. Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller were also reportedly approached to appear on the show – but they all reportedly declined the invite.

Snooki & The Situation Rub Their Bronzers!: “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki is apparently not a grenade in the eyes of her co-star, The Situation. The glowing – we mean that literally – reality stars were spotted sucking face at Tantra Lounge in Miami on Monday night, TMZ reported. This marks the third time the MTV stars have hooked up – obviously this is a charmed relationship which is meant to be.

“Drag Race’s” Jujubee Wants To Keep It Hot & Spicy!: How does a working drag queen follow up her third place finish on Logo’s “RuPaul’s Drag Race?” A drag cooking show, obviously! “I also want a Jujubee cooking show. That would be amazing. And my vision is that I wear these long, acrylic nails with gloves on top where the nails poke through and I would just make meatloaf. But when the camera would pan down, it’d be random hands that were clearly not mine,” Juju told the New York Post’s PopWrap. “I love to cook though, it’s my other way of expressing myself.” Think you’re fiercer than Jujubee, Raven and this season’s winner, Tyra Sanchez? CLICK HERE to apply for Season 3!

Hollywood’s Adopting Celebs!: In honor of Sandra Bullock’s shocking news that she adopted a baby in January and managed to keep it a secret this whole time (her team deserves a bonus for not letting that leak!), take a look at some other stars who’ve adopted in AccessHollywood.com’s, Celebs Who Opt To Adopt gallery, HERE!