ROLL CALL: If Snooki Ran The World: Tanning Beds For Everyone!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

The World According To Snooki: “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi stopped by “The Jay Leno Show” on Monday night and shared her thoughts on how she’d like to change the world. “I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit because I don’t use the Bumpit. I tease,” she told Jay during the show’s “Ten @ Ten.” See the rest of Snooki’s interview, HERE!

Beyonce’s Questionable Gig?: Beyonce is making headlines for her performance at a New Year’s Eve party – but not because of a performance snafu. The New York Post’s Page Six points out that the diva performed at a party thrown by Hannibal Khadafy, the son of Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy. Page Six claims that he has a history of violence against women. Also reportedly at Hannibal’s party – Jay-Z, Usher and Lindsay Lohan.

Cutrone Unleashed: Hey starlets looking to launch their own line – you’ve been put on notice! People’s Revolution founder, fashion marketing maven and “The City” star Kelly Cutrone has landed her own show, The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher reported. “Kell on Earth” will debut next month on Bravo. The show will reportedly give viewers a look at her life as single mom – and we hope she continues to chew up and spit out young naive designers like she’s done on the last two seasons of “The City.”

Michael Cera Goes Guido!: This might be the best thing – or the worst thing – to ever happen to Michael Cera. We’re not entirely sure which, but we love it all the same!